Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Gemma, Cintia, or Shannon???

Guyism After Dark: Gemma, Cintia, or Shannon???


Guyism After Dark: Gemma, Cintia, or Shannon???

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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VIDEO: Even more of what Japan does best

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 03:02 PM PDT

And what’s that? Making creepy, sexual video games (often featuring uncomfortably under-aged looking girls) of course!

First up is a new game coming soon for the PS3 that takes full advantage of the PSMove called Dancing Eyes. Basically, you play the role of a monkey that cuts away clothing from assorted ladies, all the while avoiding enemies. Here’s the commercial…

It’s actually based upon an arcade game that’s been around in ages (in Japan that is). Here’s footage, emulated on a PC…

For those wondering if us lowly American will ever get such fare, well, we’re getting there. Case in point, Otomedius is finally coming to America! Familiar with the game Gradius? You know, where you control a spacecraft and shoot mother ships, dodge asteroids, and the like? Well, imagine if your ship is now a super kawaii animu girl…

It’s all part of the “moe-fication” of gaming, which has been dragging down the game industry in Japan for some years now, as folks struggle to come up with new ideas. It’s actually been one of the main reasons why many believe anime also sucks these days, but that’s for a whole other discussion. Anyhow, it might seem comparatively tame, but we’re also getting some of the same crap that’s common fare over there. Meaning you’re getting the game, plus soundtrack, plus art book, plus… pillow…

otomedius VIDEO: Even more of what Japan does best

Mind you, it’s not a full body pillow, which is all the rage back in Akihabara, but it’s still, baby steps people. You can get the game without all the crap btw, but seriously, what’s the point? Other than saving $20 at the cash register.

Still, we have a ways to go. Stuff like Dream Club for example will never make it here. And what’s that you say? Glad you ask; you play a pathetic dude who goes to a host club where you blow all your money on all the women who entertain you. Which are basically like strippers, but they don’t get topless (boo), but have more singing and dancing abilities than your average Scores starlet (which is cool, I guess?). And the point of the game is to shower one girl with enough attention (and gifts) to have her fall in love with you.

So much of the gameplay involves interactions with these women, but for the most part, you watch them strut their stuff. It’s quite the hit in Japan, and recently there was DLC released to make it even better: breast sizes have been enhanced, along with things being more gigglier…

… To see more, click the Sankaku Complex link below, but you know the deal (hopefully watching the above didn’t get you fired).

Dancing Eyes Should Be The Most Salacious Game With A Monkey You'll See Today [Siliconera] & Dream C Club Boob Jiggle Upgrade DLC Quite the Eyeful [Sankaku Complex]

Marisa Miller did an interview, posed in a bikini on video

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 01:00 PM PDT

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Red is a good color on her...

Boston Common magazine, being the smart people that they are just did an interview with Marisa Miller. And being super-duper smart they also took pics and made a video featuring her in a bikini. The most interesting fact I gleaned from the interview was the fact that Marisa says she weighs only 110 pounds, which for some reason blows my mind. And if you’re anything like me you’ve already skipped over these “words” I am typing here and are watching the video so I’ll just stop writing now.

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VIDEO: This is a man shucking coconuts with his teeth

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 12:30 PM PDT

You shuck a coconut right? That’s how it works? I’m missing my coconut glossary right now. Anyway, in this clip from a German show, some islander-looking guy shucks the husks off coconuts with his teeth and it’s just damned impressive to watch.

In the annals of hideously unimportant skills, that has to rank pretty high up there. Not only does it not really get you any closer to eating the coconut (there’s still the matter of the shell needing to be broken), it also is the least sensual thing a human being can do. It’s like being the mohel for an ogre.

Yes, I’m linking the Wikipedia page to make sure everyone gets that joke. We’re an inclusive group here at Guyism.

Real Talent: A Guy Who Removes Coconut Husks With His Teeth [Buzzfeed]

Mom threatens Little League official’s family after son fails to make team

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 11:34 AM PDT

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We have an early candidate for “Parent of the Year” folks. Meet Janet Chiauzzi, a New York mom who was so distraught by her son not making the local Little League squad that she threatened an official and his family. Here’s an excerpt of the letter she sent. Be advised, this lady is a crazy beyotch.

“If something happens to your dad or mom, or your sister, you can blame your dad for not taking these threats seriously,” she allegedly wrote.

“I know where your wife works … I know where your daughter goes to school and your son’s normal every day routine. … Just tell your wife and kids to watch themselves, especially at night. I don’t care what it takes, I’m going to make your life and your family’s life a living hell. These are not just words and empty threats,” she allegedly wrote.

In fairness, Janet Chiauzzi doesn’t have a lot going for her in the looks department so I can understand why she’s so angry at the world. That said, being ugly does not give one free reign to scare kids. Am I right Sarah Jessica Parker?

Mom accused of stalking Little League coach who cut son [TODAY]

Priyanka Chopra is out from Kaminey 2

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 03:13 PM PDT

Filmmaker Vishal Bharadwaj’s smash hit ’Kaminey’, the film’s lead actors had met in real life. But for readers of the film and the hot couple are some reports still coming.

According to sources, want to have a huge movie Part -2, but the film’s lead actress in a film, there is no place for Priyanka. Thraia not blame you for it huge. The Piggy’s ex-boyfriend Shahid Kapoor no longer want to work with them.

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According to reports, Shahid pledged the break that they will never work with Priyanka.

Director Kunal Kohli’s film with Shahid, Priyanka will be seen, but then he will not sign any film. Priyanka will be the lead in his opposite

However, a close friend of Shahid at the professional level, not between personal life coach. That being said but according to Priyanka, the roll was not feeling fit, so it’s bastard Part 2 ’will not be seen.

The viewer Priyanka - Shahid want to see the romance. Real or reel now. At a time when we were a hundred years old says will love.

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