Monday, June 27, 2011

Amanda Seyfried in perhaps the best (read: tiny, tight) dress of the year

Amanda Seyfried in perhaps the best (read: tiny, tight) dress of the year


Amanda Seyfried in perhaps the best (read: tiny, tight) dress of the year

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 04:00 AM PDT

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YOU'RE HIRED!

Late last week Amanda Seyfried was walking around in Los Angeles heading to a casting meeting or lunch or something wearing one of the tightest, tiniest dresses I’ve seen in a long time. She must have really, really, really wanted the role. It’s funny how Amanda and Lindsay Lohan’s careers have pretty much mirrored one another since they were in Mean Girls together. Amanda has gone on to some nice starring roles, has a wonderful public image, has gotten sexier with each passing year, and Lindsay … umm … has barricaded her house’s rooftop to keep people from taking pictures of her getting sloppy drunk. Like I said, it’s like they’re twins.

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VIDEO: Women and Duke Nukem Forever are not a good mix

Posted: 26 Jun 2011 11:24 AM PDT

Not to make some grand assumption, but most women might perhaps not be all that into DNF. Am I talking about all the goofy, uber childish sexual anticis? I wish. Even as a dude that’s into some weird stuff, the game really does cross the line at a certain point.

All kidding aside, it’s a very good thing this game didn’t become a huge hit, because if more people actually knew about one particular part in the latter half, the National Organization for Women would have an army of protestors in front of Gearbox Software and 2K Games’ HQs this very second.

So for those who don’t know, it’s when you finally enter the alien mothership and encounter all the women who were kidnapped early on. They’re all naked and in the process of being… “molested” by their alien kidnappers (or post whatever and are trapped to be more exact)… plus begging for Duke to save them. So what does he do? He kills them all. Despite their screams for mercy, Duke just callously states “You’re not even human anymore” and “It’s better this way” as he blows them away without remorse or hesitation (though I guess in the player's defense, you have no actual means to help).

I’m not an idiot; some folks actually get off on some stuff, and whatever floats your boat! Seriously. But such brutal, point blank violence towards women is rather jaw-dropping, especially in a mass market video game. For the record, I’m into some crazy ass things personally, so it takes a LOT to make me go “what in the f*ck” and this is one of the few instances. Anyhow, what’s my point? Not asking for the game to be banned or anything like that, I’m just super shocked that it managed to actually land on store shelves. It’s an observation more than anything else.

If anything, it's also the sole reason why I haven’t tossed the game into the trash bin once I realize the game was rubbish. I feel the need to hold onto it, for purely historical reasons. Oh, and on a total side note, I know one of the girls in the video! Sup Mallory. She more than anyone can tell you all the creep crap I’m into.

7 things women are worried about on a first date

Posted: 26 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT

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Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she’s not listening to anything you’re saying? Trust me, she’s trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she’s much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head. She’s ten steps ahead of you and will most likely spend the entire date trying to predict the answers to the following questions.

7 Who will pay the bill?
445144a i4.01 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateWomen start stressing about this as soon as you both sit down at the table. Will you be offended if she doesn’t offer to pay (ungrateful bitch!) or will you be offended if she does do the slow-motion “let me get my wallet” move? Put her fears to rest by telling her to order anything she wants (on or off the dollar menu) because this meal is on you.


6 What happens next?
couple making out in office1 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateEverything is going super great on the date and you’re happy that J-Date finally pulled through for you. However, she’s debating if you expect to come home with her or if you think she’s a giant slut for even thinking that. Make your intentions clear from the outset by subtly sliding a handful of condoms across the table and mouthing “later.”


5 Do I actually like him?
drinking red wine1 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateYou’re funny, charming, and good-looking in the candle light. As you tell another hilarious story about the time you set you set a pledge on fire in college, she’s trying to decide if she wants to date you. Solve this problem by making her fall in love with you immediately. Instant love can generally be created by making sure she has endless drink refills.

4 Am I making sense?
woman talking to man1 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateAs she rambles on about co-worker drama and its relationship to problems with her mother, she’s simultaneously asking herself what the fuck she is talking about. She wants to make a good impression — and in an attempt to do so continually finds herself telling stories with no end. Save her the embarrassment by constantly interrupting with your own semi-related stories.


3 What is he looking for?
0003 516 GB Wedding Couple1 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateWhether you went on this date looking for a girlfriend or looking for a one-night stand, you know exactly what you want. Now she’s attempting to interpret what you want by over analyzing everything you say. Stop making her read between the lines by spelling it out for her — “my friends dared my $100 to ask you on a date, after this I will never see you again.”

2 What will my friends think?
troygall 37521 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateWomen get off on judging each other, especially their very own friends. Even if she is falling madly in love with you, she’s still thinking about what her friends will say. Assure her that her friends will love you by being extra-good-looking, extra-funny, extra-nice, and extra-rich. It’s truly that easy!


1 Do I still look okay?
3603164045 e37d9534bc1 130x120 7 things women are worried about on a first dateShe left her house with perfectly straight hair and smudge-free make-up. However you’re now halfway done with your ribs dinner and she’s stressing about what’s in her teeth and how to get that lump of sauce out of her hair without you noticing. Make her feel more comfortable by smearing sauce all over yourself to the point that you’re asked to leave the restaurant for lewd and indecent behavior.

Wedding bells for Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan

Posted: 26 Jun 2011 05:02 PM PDT

Long-Bollywood’s hottest couple Kareena Kapoor and Chhote Nawab Saif Ali Khan was the breakup of the News Media. The two families are very upset.

But to put an end to the speculation that Saif Ali Khan has decided that he will announce to the media about their engagement. According to sources, Saif on his home production film, Agent Vinod and they do not want to spend much Money that such rumors have any effect on the film.

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Saif Kareena Bollywood sources said that the call to stop these rumors conveys lessons about our engagement. That being said Saif - Kareena’s engagement was held eight months ago Pataudi Palace.

Saif shooting in connection with what is now London. He recently sent a message to his fans that everything is fine between me and Kareena and we - together.

Engagement news is leaked by a member of the unit, he said Saif - Kareena’s jobs are on the phone - Juk was heard.

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