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- Guyism After Dark: Rihanna, Tyra, or Courtney???
- CB’s Picks: Top 5 NBA Draft outfits**
- Katy Perry did her cleavage thing for another photo shoot
- Soccer player gets red card for penis piercing
- VIDEO: How do you sell a c-level game? You get some c-level celebrities
- Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is Dreamgirl:Hema Malini
- Salman Khan congratulated Aishwarya Rai
| Guyism After Dark: Rihanna, Tyra, or Courtney??? Posted: 23 Jun 2011 04:00 PM PDT Hot links to get you through the night…
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| CB’s Picks: Top 5 NBA Draft outfits** Posted: 23 Jun 2011 01:46 PM PDT **With some surprises. The NBA Draft is tonight! This is probably the one event that guys talk about what the participants wore. When it comes to the NBA Draft, horrible suits abound. Coming up with worst draft outfit lists is like finding teenage girls’ numbers in R. Kelly’s cellphone: it’s just too easy. Finding the rare gem in a draft class that actually looks like they are going to be making millions, now THAT is difficult. Let’s go through some of the sartorial phenoms of the NBA draft. 5 Karl Malone, 1985 I can already hear the record scratches in many of your heads, but hear me out on this one. Matt put Karl at #4 on his list of worst dress draft day outfits… and I think he meant to put Jalen Rose in that spot. Karl is actually an example of great fit and color coordination. Steel blue jacket, white pants, and light blue shirt are straight out of the menswear playbook from next year (lighter shades of blue are going to be “the” colors for blazers next spring/summer). His fit is on point. Some try to claim is pants look tight, but he is f*cking walking! Of course all the stills are going to look a little tighter than if he was standing. The real point of contention is the tie: yes it is short as hell, and maybe he should have had his jacket buttoned. But it’s little touches like that that create sprezzatura: an Italian styling technique that is grown increasingly popular amongst stylish men everywhere. For all of those reasons, Karl Malone deserves to be on this list. 4 Charles Barkley, 1984 In addition to being one of the most exciting players in his draft class, Charles was one of the best dressed as well. Barkley had a sharp, daring blazer for the 1984 draft. Just like Malone, the fit of his ensemble was on point. The burgundy could be a bit much for some, but it works well on Barkley. He definitely could have used a tie clip, though. 3 O.J. Mayo, 2008 Yet another surprise as Mayo was also listed on the worst dressed list as well. Let’s be real here: sure Ovinton looks like a lawyer, but I would rather look like a lawyer in a sharp suit than unemployed. The colors work together and the fit of the suit is cut well for his build. As someone that is 6’3, I know how hard it can be to find a suit that fits both my height but at the same time isn’t made for a linebacker. He just needs to ditch those lame ass glasses and get some from Moscot or Oliver Peoples. O.J. did good, and you would never know that he is from West Virginia, which is always a plus. 2 Jonny Flynn, 2009  *Sigh* yet another member of the “worst dressed list”. Here is the deal, that ONE picture with his tie out looks kind of horrible. If you ignore the short tie Flynn nails it, point blank. Simple grey suit, excellently tailored, and a shirt and tie combo that make sense to your average guy but don’t look like they came together in a clear plastic box. Again, some my say his pants look a little tight but those people have just gotten so used to seeing baggy shorts on the court that they aren’t used to seeing pants that actually fit well. This is the type of thing guys should wear their first day to a job with a guaranteed two dollar contract… but maybe next time he should tie his tie a little longer. 1 Wesley Johnson, 2010  It should come as no surprise that Wesley Johnson tops our list of the top 5 best dressed. Last year, he crushed the competition. He looks like he went shopping in Gordon Gecko’s closet, as he should considering he ended up signing a 3-year 10 million dollar contract. The tailoring is classic: well proportioned jacket and about as much break in the trousers as any man that’s 6’7 should have. The colors might be loud, but this is the moment that you waited your entire life you; you deserve to throw on a pair of pants that tell the competition to “Go to hell”! |
| Katy Perry did her cleavage thing for another photo shoot Posted: 23 Jun 2011 01:00 PM PDT  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Katy Perry continues her assault on everything media-related with another photo shoot, this time in Rolling Stone, in which she tries to “shock” us with her sexy hipsterness. I’m sorry I’m not more excited about these. Frankly, her act has grown tired. SO EDGY!! I don’t know why it has for me, because there are certainly other ladies out there I should be tired of as well, but it’s different with Katy. She just annoys the f*ck out of me, rather than turn me on. But I know a lot of you out there adore her act so here we are. Maybe I just need a nap. Anyway, don’t ever say I never did anything for you.       |
| Soccer player gets red card for penis piercing Posted: 23 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT Yes, you read that right. A soccer player in Australia received a red card after the referee noticed he had a genital piercing. He spotted it after the player was hit in the groin and “checked” to make sure the twig and berries were still functional. Unfortunately for the player, the referee had a wandering eye.
There’s nothing much I can add here–the humor of the situation can be presented without comment. That said, I would feel remiss if I didn’t at least acknowledge the crafty headline writers at the Herald Sun for this beauty. By the way, if you want to watch video of the incident, go to SportsGrid. I swear, it’s the only time I’ll ever suggest a pierced dong video to you. |
| VIDEO: How do you sell a c-level game? You get some c-level celebrities Posted: 23 Jun 2011 11:44 AM PDT Scared off by all the negative reviews that Duke Nukem Forever has gained? Well, what if one of your favorite celebs was a fan? Like… Tay Zonday! You know, Chocolate Rain guy? AKA the guy who did that big hit internet son on Jimmy Kimmel and the rest of the world could have not given two sh*ts. Yeah, him… Oh, and you also have the guy from Scrubs, that girl from IGN who got her job because of a photo of her licking a PSP (I really wish I was making that up… but I’m not), plus three other dopey chicks whose entire M.O. is that they’re such “geeks” and diehard “gamers”. Give me a break. And not just because, if they actually knew a damn thing about gaming, that they’d realize that the game they’re playing was horrible. Most curious face is Ted Price, the guy who runs Insomniac (and responsible for Ratchet & Clank, plus Resistance). I’m guessing he’s pals with one of the folks who worked on the game or was simply there as a favor. Though re: everyone else, their reactions are not exactly shocking. Aside from the fact that everyone’s on camera, one must assume that everyone in the room (save for Ted) is hardly familiar with gaming, and therefore have different standards, which means they’re blissfully ignorant of how much better the game could be. So funny enough the game is not for longtime fans of Duke, but those that have hardly been on the gaming bus to begin with. Shrewd move 2K Games. Was going to say that having a better collection of celebs next time would help, but come to think of it, this might technically be the biggest assortment of “famous” people for such a thing. Hey, baby steps I guess. |
| Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is Dreamgirl:Hema Malini Posted: 23 Jun 2011 03:29 PM PDT Hindi cinema’s ’Dreamgirl’ Hema Malini to win the coveted title of the crown, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan has to offer. Hema says that if the present time between the actors a "Dreamgirl" so she certainly would choose to handpick her. Hema says,’’Today’s every actor is more than a Dreamgirl. They are above it and all of them were quite beautiful. I ’Dreamgirl’ would like to Aishwarya’s title.’’ 
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