Guyism After Dark: Bianca, Roxanne, or Ella??? |
- Guyism After Dark: Bianca, Roxanne, or Ella???
- What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
- The 50 sexiest women in the world
- This week in celebrity gossip: Another sex tape??
- 8 signs that you’re getting old
- Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs
- Cameron Diaz Gorgeous Photoshoot
- Indian Models Sexy Pictures
- Unseen Kareena Kapoor Images
- Unseen Kareena Kapoor Stills
| Guyism After Dark: Bianca, Roxanne, or Ella??? Posted: 29 Jan 2011 03:00 PM PST Hot links to get you through the night…
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| What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:30 AM PST This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at CoolMaterial.com of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion to gadgets, take a look at your new obsessions.
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| The 50 sexiest women in the world Posted: 29 Jan 2011 08:00 AM PST  I have to agree, she makes a good case... As you know there are many nice babe magazines in the world. DT magazine is one of the best. DT magazine also publishes a version in Spain. And so when the Spanish version of DT picks their 50 sexiest women in the world you know it’s time to pay attention. The mere fact that Irina Shayk is on the cover of this issue should give you some clue as to just how smart these people are over there in Spain. But there is one problem I see. Bar Refaeli at #30? Really? Oh well, since they put together the sweet video you see below I am willing to overlook that misstep on their part.                         | ||||||||
| This week in celebrity gossip: Another sex tape?? Posted: 29 Jan 2011 06:30 AM PST Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… — Kendra Wilkinson has yet another sex tape coming out, and just in time for Valentine’s Day! In this one she gets busy with some chick named Taryn Ryan. Anyone? — James Franco also made a sex tape. Somehow I’m not as excited about that. — Charlie Sheen may be the greatest partier in the history of partiers. It might kill him, but he’ll have a great legend to leave behind. — Oh never mind, he was just hospitalized for laughing too hard at a TV show. I was way off. — Jenna Jameson called Chelsea Handler a “dried up old whore.” Girls, girls! Can’t we just agree that you are both dried up old whores?
— Kristen Stewart is complaining again. — Jennifer Love Hewitt is never, ever going to get married. — Jason Sudeikis is now dating Scarlett Johansson? Who’s Jason Sudeikis again? — Did you know there was another Olsen Twin? I mean sister? And her name is Elizabeth Olsen? I guess she gets all kind of naked in some new movie she has coming out called Martha Marcy May Marlene. Be right back. Gotta go to Netflix and set my queue. — Diddy is being sued for $900 billion worth of child support by a woman who claims he “knocked down” the Twin Towers and gang-raped her children over a casino chip worth “100 zillion dollars.” — Lady Gaga wants women to smell like blood and semen. — Speaking of stellar endorsement ideas, Ron Jeremy is coming out with his own rum. — Speaking of alcohol, Jessica Simpson likes it. A lot. — And finally… Andy Dick… also lookin’ good. Today’s sexy video comes to us from Avril Lavigne who thought it would be a good idea to wear some lingerie in her new music video for the song What The Hell. Enjoy. | ||||||||
| 8 signs that you’re getting old Posted: 29 Jan 2011 05:00 AM PST Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. Unfortunately, no one can stay a vibrant twenty-something forever. Unless you’ve got a pass to Neverland ranch eventually you’re forced to grow up. As the days pass us by, we’re treated to some not-so-subtle reminders, that slowly but surely, we’re getting pretty damn old. Here are eight signs that let you know that no matter how much you ignore it, you’re getting closer and closer to the day when you’re that angry old guy shooing kids off your lawn with a hose. 8 Throwing out your back 7 Doing your own taxes 6 Staying in on a Saturday night 5 You start watching the nightly news 4 Going to sleep before midnight every night 3 You keep plants in your house 2 There is more food than alcohol in your fridge 1 You have gray hair | ||||||||
| Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs Posted: 30 Jan 2011 08:57 AM PST      Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs, Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs stills, Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs images, Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs pic,Keira Knightley Showing Her Glossy Legs collection 
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You never really know how often your back is utilized until you lose all usage of it. One can blow out their back in a variety of ways: an ill-timed attempt at picking up some luggage, a rough tackle in a pick-up football game, sleeping at a bizarre angle, and many many more. The pain itself is excruciating, but the toughest part of throwing out your back is the embarrassing amount that you’ll need someone to help you do pretty much everything. Nothing says you’re getting old like needing someone to help you get up and go to the bathroom. 
Once upon a time, you would hear your parents gripe to their adult friends about taxes, and how April 15th was the worst day of the year. Flash forward a couple of decades and now you can hear yourself grumbling about the same stuff. If you know exactly where your receipts are, as well as what your W-4s and W-9s actually mean; then congratulations, you’re worried about something that would confuse anyone under the age of 22.
Something that 97% of college kids would equate to blasphemy, staying at home on a weekend evening is a double-edged sword. On one hand, not going out has a positive effect on your liver, wallet, and general health. Maybe you’ll even get some extra work accomplished with all this non-drinking time on your hands. But on the other hand: when all’s said and done, are you going to fondly look back on all those Saturday nights you spent watching LOST on DVD?
Maybe back in the day, you took a cursory glance at the daily news just to make sure you still knew who was president and stuff. But if you’re constantly tuning into the 7pm news to hear the day’s events from your local anchors, then you’ve officially become your parents. It’s not that you don’t want to stay up until 11 to watch Jon Stewart make light of the world’s events, but sometimes 11 is just too late for your tired bones. Which brings us to our next condemning sign…
Yes, it’s fun to be a night owl. Chatting on Gmail or AIM with your buddies until the wee hours of the morning may feel good, but damn some people have work in the morning. On the day where you turn off your XBox, despite the fact that you’re this close to finding a new weapon in Call of Duty, at 10 is the day that you can officially say goodbye to your vibrant youth. Sure, sleep feels good but man who knows how far you would have gotten at that level if you just kept at it?
There must have been a time where you lived in such squalid conditions that even a cactus would have been starved to death. But now since you’re all responsible and stuff, there are various potted plants dressing up your pad. Taking care of plants takes a certain level of responsibility that most guys just do not have in their youth. There’s the watering, the sunlight…and that’s pretty much it. But the point here is that you have to care enough about a plant to keep it alive.
In college, for most of us, food was mostly an afterthought. A box of half-eaten, cold pizza, some sandwiches, chips, whatever. What filled up the fridges back in the day was 18 racks of the cheapest swill money could buy. Whether it was Natty Light, Miller High Life, or some weird local brew, beer and alcohol always took up more real estate than food. Nowadays if you open your fridge and find that you’ve got more types of cheese and breads than food–well, congrats buddy you’ve moved to the next stage in life.
This is it. Your body is breaking down, one hair follicle at a time. The once lush colors you had are slowly going away to a lifeless gray. Sure, Clooney makes it look really good, but for most people that aren’t international movie sensations, this sucks. You can color your hair sure, but that’s only delaying the inevitable. Happy trails sir. 
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