Saturday, June 18, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Lee-Ann, Camila, or Rosie???

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Guyism After Dark: Lee-Ann, Camila, or Rosie???

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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VIDEO: “Dark Knight Rises” teaser is vague, real, bat-filled

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 01:41 PM PDT

Do you like your movie teasers extremely vague, filmed on someone’s cell phone, and ultimately futile? Then you’ll love the teaser for Summer 2012′s “The Dark Knight Rises”, attached to this weekend’s “Green Lantern” showings.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. You’re saying there are bats in this upcoming movie? And you show me that without a spoiler alert? So typical of movie studios these days. Revealing everything without the movie even being out yet.

I also enjoyed the audience’s uncertainty as to whether to be disappointed that’s all they got or to be excited that a new Batman movie is coming out next summer. Good work, sheeple.

VIDEO: Witness a toddler destroy Dance Central & Albanians crash Tron Legacy

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 01:30 PM PDT

Sometimes you ask yourself “would a video featuring a cute little kid work around here?” or “is this clip that’s related to a movie that’s a sequel to another that’s based on a game that’s didn’t exist relevant?” Then it hits you: just post both!

First we have some kid playing Dance Central at a Microsoft Store (lol) on hard. And totally kicking ass…

Sorry, I find most cute kid video kinda “meh” but am supremely impressed by this kid’s moves. I’d say that he’s capable of getting so much poon its not even funny, but the little dude is like five or something. Hopefully he’ll be able to keep it together through puberty.

BTW, may I use this chance to whip out a long-tine favorite of mine? Posted it before, gonna post it again…

Next we have Aurela Gace and MC Kresha, a duo that rules the Albanian pop scene with a new video that takes place in the world of Tron Legacy…

At the risk of insulting all the Albanians reading this, surely you guys have a hotter counterpart to the chick plays Quorra in these parts. Can’t wait to see Kazakhstanian version of Uncharted!

Anyway, am trying to think of the best use of video game imagery in a music video, but I’m totally blanking. Only thing that seems to come in mind for whatever reason is Missy Elliot & Da Brat, sorry…

Little kid rocks out playing Dance Central on Hard at the Microsoft store in Bellevue [Reddit] & It's the Albanian pop music version of Tron: Legacy! [Kotaku]

Jarah Mariano continues her mastery of lingerie modeling (36 pics)

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 01:00 PM PDT

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I still don’t understand why lingerie/bikini model Jarah Mariano isn’t mentioned when the discussion turns to the sexiest models in the world. For further evidence backing my argument I point to this new photo shoot for Bare Necessities lingerie. Take a good long look at these pics and tell me she shouldn’t be in the discussion. The thong pics alone merit some kind of award, I think. (Are there awards for things like thong photos? And if not, why not? Because there really should be. Again, this is something I’d have an intern looking into for me if I had one. Also probably another reason why I don’t have one.)

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This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & more

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 12:14 PM PDT

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What a week it's been. Not really in terms of the ladies, but if you care at all about playoff hockey (which statistics show that you most likely don't), this was one hell of a series. This week's rant was a little tough for me, since I'm in a permanently good mood from that victory and can't seem to really get angry about much of anything. But I stumbled upon some pretty hilarious news stories about random local bitches this week and managed to pull it together. I mean, I wouldn't want to completely choke in the clutch. I imagine that would suck, huh Luongo?

So from a grandmother with a business plan to a drunken cab rider with an affinity for street meat, these are your bitches of the week.

Bitchy Grandma of the Week: Patty Bigbee
patty bigbee 135x95 This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & moreAnd what an epic grandma name that is, huh? Nana Bigbee? That bitch was born to bear children who bear other children. Unfortunately, even the most appropriate name can't guarantee you've got the skill set (ask Anthony Weiner). Nana Bigbee's in the headlines this week for pleading no contest to a scheme to sell her infant grandson in a Daytona Beach parking lot. For $30 grand. People selling their kids is the new black. But $30 grand? That doesn't even seem like a profitable venture. I know it's Daytona, so you've gotta sort of low-ball, but hang out in the parking lot of a Whole Foods instead of a strip mall dollar store and maybe you'll get a better offer. With a name like Aidan, that kid's destined for greatness. Don't go selling yourself short for the measly price of my entry-level salary.

Unfortunately Unsuccessful Bitch of the Week: Amber Portwood
amber portwood 135x95 This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & moreYou may not know Amber; she's one of those people who doesn't deserve an ounce of fame but stumbled upon some after she let her boyfriend raw dog it at the ripe and fertile age of 16. On Tuesday, this bitch got into an argument with her equally overweight and unattractive baby daddy about his infidelity, which happened over two years ago, and tried to commit suicide. After she was rushed to the hospital and saved by a bunch of doctors who had much better things to be doing with their time, she tells her spermbank Gary, "It was the best feeling. I love the way it made me feel. It was euphoric. It was wonderful." Know why it felt that way, Amber? Because you didn't take enough of whatever drug you were employing to take your plus-sized ass down. That "euphoria" was just a high. We're all fully aware of that. But let's run with this. Next time, try popping a few horse tranquilizers before you go in for the kill and hopefully that'll be enough to seal the deal and send you on your way. I have a sneaking suspicion that if you're successful this time you're not going to be the only one who loves the way it makes you feel.

Nosey Bitch of the Week: Missy Alison
starbucks LI 135x95 This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & moreThis bitch was kicking it at a Starbucks in Long Island this week when she apparently witnessed three employees harassing a fourth for his sexual orientation. I'm going to go ahead and stop you there, Missy. I've heard enough details in this story already to know that's not what happened. First of all, you're named Missy. Second of all, you're on Long Island. And third, you spend enough time in Starbucks to be a known fanatic with a blog. Between you and me, Miss, I know what it's like to wake up some days and just have nothing to write about. Yeah, you want to bring the heat, you want people rolling in the aisles, but you're sort of at a loss for material. So you take something that was maybe nothing and blow it up to make it interesting. Worse things have happened. But now you're caught up in this lie, and it's headed all the way up the corporate ladder. Time to take a step back and admit that the kid ordered an iced caramel macchiato and his coworkers called him a fruitcake. Which you'd know is 100% acceptable, almost to the point where it's necessary, if you weren't such a bitch.

Drunk Bitch of the Week: Sarah Renee Lane
pita 135x95 This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & moreAccording to the Washington Post, this bitch was arrested this week on an outstanding warrant that alleges she threw a pita sandwich at a cab driver. She, of course, is disputing that charge and denying it happened. The article says the incident was "early Sunday," which we all know translates into 3 AM Saturday after a night of bar hopping. The girl clearly left the bar, took her heels off, begged her girlfriends to let her stop and get some street meat, and then slumped into a cab. Yeah, maybe it was pretty weak of the driver to tell her she can't stuff her face with a fragrant meat sandwich in his cab, but that's his domain. If you had to spend your whole day in a car driving other people around I'm fairly certain you wouldn't allow them to unwrap a day-old tuna salad sandwich and go to town. Either way, it's common knowledge that telling a drunk bitch she can't eat will not end well for you, and that was the risk this cabbie took. I just find it hilarious that this bitch denies it happened by saying that once she and the driver stepped out of the cab to argue and he grabbed the pita from her, she "doesn't remember what happened next." That should build a solid case. Her besties totes saw the driver, like, throw the pita at her or whatevs. So that's obv what happened.

Sore Loser Bitches of the Week: The City of Vancouver
Vancouver riot kiss 135x95 This Week in Women: Patty Bigbee, Amber Portwood, & moreSorry I'm not sorry, you knew this post was coming. The Canucks lost the Stanley Cup to (my) Boston Bruins in a pretty devastating fashion in game 7 on Wednesday night, and needless to say they weren't too thrilled. What probably didn't need to happen, though, were the huge riots in the street that ended up sending over 150 people to the hospital and 100 others to jail. I mean I'm fine with it, since I was busy slamming shots of whiskey and telling random strangers that I loved them. Plus when your attic is full of a ton of useless junk and it catches on fire, it's probably best to let it burn itself out before you try to address it. But no, Vancouver, this was a fantastic idea. Now you get to wake up not only hungover and defeated, but with no power, an upside down car, and the promise of a huge tax hike in your future. Not to mention the police are launching a huge effort to capture the vandals, so you may want to lay low for a while. Judging from the pictures, though, it looks like a lot of the people involved in the chaos were named Luongo, Sedin, and Burrows. I think the Mounties should start with those three.

Veena Mallik's dream comes to true

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 04:27 PM PDT

Veena was a dream finally fulfilled.The same dream came to India to get them entry into a film.It’s believed to be Bollywood.

With respect to all guests is very careful.That came out to each guest is given a homely environment and the means of earning.The biggest example of this is his Veena Mallik.

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They came to India with the same desires, because they knew it would work.

Big Boss 4 Veena Malik came from the discussions with Ashmit Patel was in the news due to return to love.Now comes news that he soon will be coming to watch a Hindi film is something fishy.Double role in the film come in the eye.

Balraj enjoy making the film which will act only as the first hero.Anand Balraj is reported before the roles are played the villain in Subhash Ghai’s films.

He announced the project at a ceremony in Versova, Mumbai.The film begins in a few days.

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