Monday, June 20, 2011

7 keys to a successful one-night stand

7 keys to a successful one-night stand

7 keys to a successful one-night stand

Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT

one night stand pic 7 keys to a successful one night stand

Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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Maybe your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you haven’t had sex since the 90′s or maybe you’re just really horny. Whatever the case may be, WebMd claims that there is no cure quite as effective as the one-night stand. However all it takes is a few missteps to turn a successful one-night stand into an absolute disaster.

7 Don’t acknowledge you don’t know her name
TwoPeople 11 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standYou just finished having the most amazing sex of your life and you realize you don’t even know her name. Danielle? Jessie? Thomas? Don’t ruin the moment by admitting you forgot her name. Combine hot, sexy, stuff, thing, and baby in any order to create a personalized and unforgettable nickname.


6 Don’t exchange information in the morning
2723698013 84c621f854 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standSo you’re leaving in the morning and you feel bad saying “see you probably never.” Instead of asking for her number and giving her the false impression you’ll call, locate the nearest exit and whisper goodbye before she’s even awake. If you feel guilty just leaving, tell her you’re married, and this can’t ever happen again.


5 Don’t go to brunch
huge.38.1938951 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standJust because conversation flowed in bed (“harder,” “faster,” “I said donkey was my safe word”) doesn’t mean it will go as well over breakfast. Sitting at a restaurant trying to make small talk will only emphasize that you’re actually strangers. However if you’re feeling chivalrous, be a gentleman, and leave her a few dollars to grab herself an Egg McMuffin.

4 Go back to her place
couple in bed 11 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standIt’s incredibly important that you make every effort to end the night in her bed. It’s much harder to come up with an excuse to leave early in the morning when you’re already in your own apartment. A foolproof way to guarantee that you end up back at her place is to tell her she’s welcome to come home with you as long as she doesn’t meeting your parents and sleeping in your bunk bed.

3 Keep it casual
bed top1 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standNo matter how many ways you did it, a one-night stand is not an appropriate time to begin discussing personal matters. Don’t extend beyond small talk about the weather and the time of day. If you exchange career information or last names, things have gone too far, and odds are high you’re going to end up with a serious girlfriend.


2 Don’t do anything weird in bed
Paris Hilton in Handcuffs1 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standOn one hand you’ll never see her again. On the other hand she might just be a sex blogger who will share all the weird details, as well as your full name. Try your hardest to keep it normal by refraining from pulling out your collapsible whip and inflatable sex doll.



1 Use protection
big condom 130x120 7 keys to a successful one night standNothing turns a one-night stand into a shotgun wedding faster than an unplanned pregnancy. The last thing you want to do is spend all your hard-earned money on paternity tests and child support. Pulling out only works in red states where condoms aren’t sold without a prescription.

Minissha Lamba new look for sent fry 2

Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:02 PM PDT

Minissha Lamba their latest release ’sent fry 2’ are visible in the new look.The new look seems they are very sexy and brought up to comeback in Bollywood.

She re-sent fry 2 ’of the entry.The film’s release this week.But the news is coming in the movie meet the Focus has been on Vinay Pathak and Minissha have more opportunity to act.

Yet they are happy.His new look is the cause of their happiness. Word is that the actress Minissha Lamba in the recent film "sent fry 2 ’has made a promotional video shoot.

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These days he took his new look which is being discussed.Minissha Lamba the new look of the film will not watch.But after seeing the first glimpse of the promotional video for his fans in the film is moving forward.

The new look of the video Minissha inspired by Hollywood actress Daryl Hannah, whom he ’Kill Bill
Volume 1, played at.

Well, Minissha discussion of the promotional video is so stiff, but it is released this Friday that the film sent fry 2 ’How to get feedback.

The film with Vinay Pathak, KK Menon and Amol Gupte also in the cast.Let me tell you ’sent fry 2’ will Burda than your father to Minissha, Shabana and clowns like you and we can go to the movies, which will be released soon after.

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