Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Monica, Geri, or Gretchen???

Guyism After Dark: Monica, Geri, or Gretchen???


Guyism After Dark: Monica, Geri, or Gretchen???

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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Tiger Woods’ new commercial for Japanese heat rub

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 01:30 PM PDT

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In not so breaking news this afternoon, Tiger Woods said he will miss next weekend’s British Open. Shocking, I know. It will be the second major missed in a row for Tiger. That record held by Jack Nicklaus is looking more and more untouchable with every Woods injury.

“Unfortunately, I’ve been advised that I should not play in the British Open,” Woods said. “As I stated at the AT&T National, I am only going to come back when I’m 100 percent ready. I do not want to risk further injury. That’s different for me, but I’m being smarter this time. I’m very disappointed and want to express my regrets to the British Open fans.”

With Tiger on the mend, he’ll have ample time to try and heal up with his new Japanese heat rub.

VIDEO: A gentleman shoots fireworks off his head…FOR AMERICA!

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 01:26 PM PDT

How’d you celebrate your Fourth of July? Drinking, maybe a burger? That may be American, but it’s not AMERICAN ENOUGH GODDAMMIT IT. But for an example of something that is, check out this guy shooting fireworks off his head. *wipes tear from eyes* Just like the founding fathers dreamed of.

Say what you will about what idiots this man and his family are — and make no mistake, they’re huge ones — but the old man didn’t catch fire or explode. Is he just lucky? Perhaps. Or maybe these borderline-carnies are the most savvy fireworks experts of all. We should just take this dude and his dingy wifebeater and have him replace local fire safety units, throwing himself onto burning buildings rather than wasting precious resources like “water” and “hoses”. Worst case scenario, we get delicious fat idiot fricassee.

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Charlotte Ross was created to fulfill fantasies

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 01:00 PM PDT

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No matter what I do, I can't get the image of that scene out of my head...

I’ve always been a big fan of Charlotte Ross and as such wondered why she hadn’t gotten more, better roles in movies. She’s quite a beautiful woman with a sick body, so it just didn’t make sense. Then I saw Drive Angry this weekend (don’t ask). I now know why God hasn’t given Charlotte better and/or more movie roles. It’s because he had a grand plan to have Charlotte be so desperate that she’d be willing to get butt-ass naked and have make-believe sex with Nicolas Cage while Nic pretended to shoot like 10 guys, all while never letting her loose from his stick. A truly momentous scene in cinematic history, indeed it was. They say God works in mysterious ways, and now, now I am a believer.

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VIDEO: Cole Phelps is looking more and more like a dirty cop

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 12:05 PM PDT

Things keep looking worse and worse for Rockstar’s latest and greatest. Long story short: don't expect LA Noire 2 anytime soon.

We’ve already know Phelps totally sucks at his job, and on a more serious note, about the behind the scenes drama. Well, more bad news; first courtesy of G4…

Here we have an actual cop breakdown all the detective work in the game. And perhaps not surprisingly, the game is filled with inaccuracies. LAPD vet Skip Bauchman does try to give it the benefit of the doubt, by stating that he’s not super familiar with how they did things during the 40s. But the dude’s an actual cop, so I trust his instincts.