Saturday, July 2, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Alison, Florence, or Melissa???

Guyism After Dark: Alison, Florence, or Melissa???


Guyism After Dark: Alison, Florence, or Melissa???

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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VIDEO: Watch not one, but TWO pole dancing Lara Crofts

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 01:53 PM PDT

For those unaware, the recently unveiled Tomb Raider reboot calls for a less sexy, more gruff take on Lara. Guess these two pole dancers never got the memo.

If there’s a connection here between the routine and source material, sadly, I’m not seeing it. Other than maybe one of them looking like Angelina Jolie? It’s way too hard to really tell.

But at the very least, these two women blows the hell away from anything these similar in vein ladies have to offer, in terms of athleticism. Again, strippers > burlesque dancers, sorry.

Random Time! – Double Lara Croft pole dancing routine [GoNintendo]

Zsofi Szabo looks like a heck of an actress

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 01:00 PM PDT

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Hungarian TV must be so much better than it is here in the United States. How else does one explain the existence of 22 year-old Zsofi Szabo (or Szabó Zsófia as they call her over there)? You know I found out she was an actress over there by visiting my friend Wikipedia, but something else I found when I visited her Wiki page was a source that was entitled “Szabo Sophie: My father was actor, I am a girl rider.” Now I know Google’s translation system leaves a lot to be desired, but I am just going to go ahead and take that sentence literally and dream a little dream while I take another look at these, as usual, stellar photos from CKM magazine.

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VIDEO: Jon Stewart chimes in on the Supreme Court’s ruling on violent games

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:15 AM PDT

Now it’s time for the host of the Daily Show, aka the source of many 18-34 year old’s news (for better or worse) to chime in on this week’s biggest headline. For those of you without cable…

Well, it’s mostly about judges hating on other judges, but at the very least we get to hear a television studio audience’s reaction to Mortal Kombat fatalities. lol, noobs. BTW, here’s their report on the case as it first entered the courts, a few months ago…

Bonus clip, a somewhat more recent clip from The Colbert Report in which one of the topics addressed is Madden…

This Week in Women: Octomom, Countess Luann, and more

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:00 AM PDT

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By the time the end of the week finally arrives, I'm usually running out of everything. Toilet paper, clean underwear, patience for broads who ask me for "something pink and fruity!"… But the one thing I'm never in short supply of is bitches. If the world is turning, there's a woman somewhere doing something stupid.

This week we've got a Real (old) House(ex)wife, a bitch whose uterus must resemble Star Jones' arm skin, a future mother-in-law who may have ensured she'll never actually make it to mother-in-law status, and a woman whose car got repossessed with her common sense still in the glove box.

Bitch I've Had More Than Enough of of the Week: Octomom
Octomom 135x95 This Week in Women: Octomom, Countess Luann, and moreNot sure I've ever hated a celebrity as much as I hate this ridiculous woman. First she stirs up controversy by using her vagina as a Petri dish and popping out 92 babies, and now she says in an interview with InTouch Magazine that she hates them. Yeah? Well so do I. I've been shoveling out my hard-earned cash to buy those kids Huggies for a couple years now thanks to your affinity for public assistance programs. I'm no financial analyst, but I'd say if your bank account is overdrawn by $300 you don't have enough money for one kid, never mind 14.

I can confidently say that you're the worst kind of human, since it's so painfully obvious that everything you've ever done is a desperate attempt to gain fame. Your babies "disgust" you and your older kids are "animals?" Pretty ballsy of you to bank on the illiteracy of Child Protective Services. But hey, I'm sure you'll do real well on that dating reality show you just signed on to. Any dude would be lucky to enjoy romantic evening of dinner, wine, and a custody hearing.

Uncomfortably Awkward Bitch of the Week: Countess Luann
Countess Luann 135x95 This Week in Women: Octomom, Countess Luann, and moreIn what seems to be the new "thing to do," this Real Ho-bag of New York City has recorded a horrible song and released an equally horrible music video. I'm talking physically painful. It, of course, showcases her and her awesome costars going out in awesome limos, drinking awesome shooters and soaking up each others' awesomeness. Newsflash Count Awkula: you already have a mind-numbing television series on which to showboat the money you got from your divorce. We really don't need a home video of what you and your geriatric "friends" do at 8 PM on a Saturday night after your Tupperware parties.

Bitch Who Didn't Think Things Through of the Week: Angelic Williams
Angelic Williams 135x95 This Week in Women: Octomom, Countess Luann, and moreThis Palo Alto woman went rogue on Tuesday after seeing two repo women drive off with her Toyota Corolla. While my Buick Regal and I respect your hoopty-loyalty, I feel as though hopping behind the wheel of another car and ramming it into yours probably isn't the best way to show how much you value your possession. I'm honestly just curious to know what your endgame was. Was this just a familiar feminine outburst of misguided and illogical anger? Or were you trying to do enough damage to the thing by launching soda cans at it that it would be deemed worthless and therefore returned to your broke ass? Either way I vote that your sentence include a government-mandated name change. You're about as angelic as a frat boy with a roofalin.

In-Law Bitch of the Week: Carolyn Bourne
Carolyn Bourne 135x95 This Week in Women: Octomom, Countess Luann, and moreIt isn't news to anyone that mother-in-laws are the effing worst, but this bitch might just top the all-time list. If you haven't seen it yet, this woman sent her son's fiancée a preachy-ass email about manners (more specifically her lack thereof) that went viral across the UK. The thing reads like the syllabus of a 1920s finishing school: "You do not remark that you do not have enough food," "You do not take additional helpings without being invited by your host"… Uh, yes I do. Clearly you're not on the up-and-up with manners yourself, Carolyn, or else you'd be feeding me more than a celery stick with some bullshit caviar on it.

It doesn't take a genius to do a little reading between the lines here and deduce that the future daughter-in-law is probably clocking in around 20 stone. From the excessive comments on her eating habits to berating her for having diabetes (sorry?), mama bear is clearly just looking our for baby bear. Because once they're married it won't matter if the porridge is too hot or too cold, Fatty McClassless will complain about the portion size and help her unrefined ass to some more.

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