7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth |
- 7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth
- Katrina Kaif supports for Aishwarya Rai
- Actress Zarine reduces her weight
| 7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth Posted: 03 Jul 2011 05:00 AM PDT Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. Our mothers always told us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". Well, what if you do have something nice to say, but that something nice was just a bunch of regurgitated bullshit? Maybe it's best if you still hold back and not say anything at all. Some of them date so far back that we don't even know what they mean anymore. So, why do we keep using them? If you're considering using one of the following clichés to encourage someone, you might want to think twice or you could end up with a mouthful of knuckle. 7 "What Goes Around, Comes Around" 6 "Good Things Come To Those Who Wait" 5 "Piece of Cake" and "Easy As Pie" 4 "A Watched Pot Never Boils" 3 "Work Like A Dog" 2 "Don't Look A Gift Horse in the Mouth" 1 "Gave It The Old College Try" |
| Katrina Kaif supports for Aishwarya Rai Posted: 03 Jul 2011 05:00 PM PDT As revealed earlier, Madhur Bhandarkar thought to show Aishwarya Rai Bachchan the exit way from his ambitious project HEROINE. It appears that Katrina Kaif is sad with this and it has developed a new form of fondness for the would-be mom. Based on sources, Katrina isn’t too happy with the way things have developed up for Aishwarya and her film HEROINE which no more belongs to her now. While maintaining a safeguarded stand on Aishwarya’s pregnancy and her exit from Madhur Bhandarkar’s film, Katrina says, "We should not be too harsh about such things and should work as friends always ." Though Katrina tried to mince words, but the message is loud and clear that she sees Ash’s expulsion from the film a tad serious move. 
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Your girlfriend just dumped you for another guy. Your a–hole co-worker just got the promotion you worked your ass off for. The guy that cut you off made the green light and you got stuck at the red. But it's okay, cause they'll get theirs….eventually. When in reality, they probably won't. And even if they do, you probably won't be around to witness it. We can also thank Justin Timberlake and his repetitive lyrics for breathing new life into this cliché. It's easy to convince everyone that gets screwed over that retribution will be coming their way when you're making 20 million dollars off of it. 
When something bad happens to you, there's nothing more frustrating than someone telling you "good things come to those who wait"– especially because it's not actually true. For example, we waited two long years for a sequel to Iron Man and what we got was definitely not that good. Just kind of "eh". So, It seems that "Eh things come to those who wait". 
I lumped these two together because, for some reason, we always resort to pastries when trying to explain how simple something is. But making either of these desserts is not an easy task. It's a giant pain in the ass. Next time you want to tell someone how easy it is to do something, use the brand new cliché "opening and consuming a bag of potato chips". 
Yes it does. Seriously. I just tested this one out. Stop being so impatient. 
When was the last time you saw a dog do anything but lay around, eat some kibble, scratch his butt on the pavement, or lick its own ass? The next time you're thinking of letting a hardworking friend know that they "work like a dog", you might want to reconsider. You pretty much just told your buddy who works exhausting 60-hour weeks that he has a preference for drinking out of the toilet and dripping it all over the floor. 
Okay, this saying is just ridiculous. A "gift horse" sounds like something straight out of The Neverending Story. Have you seen a horse's mouth? I don't care if the gift is a half naked Miranda Kerr…I would never go near that thing, so I don't need you to tell me not to. 
Most of college is spent partying, drinking, vomiting from drinking, drinking some more, sleeping, and half-assing your way through any schoolwork that gets in the way of drinking, vomiting, and sleeping. So when someone tells you, "you gave it the old college try", you have every reason to be offended. Feel free to punch them in the face.
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