Monday, May 30, 2011

7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood

7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood


7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood

Posted: 29 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT

foot fetish pic 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood

Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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Shockingly enough, steamy-hot sex doesn't cut it for everyone. For some, fulfilling a fetish adds that necessary spark in the sack. Where fetishes stem from, no one's exactly sure, but we're getting all Freudian to determine what the freaky stuff that turns you on says about your past — and how to express some fetishes without maxing out your credit card on a phone sex operator.

7 Feet
foot 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodA common fetish, getting hot and bothered by feet means you probably weren't picked up much as a baby, leaving your little drooling face in constant confrontation with people's piggies. This, and/or your mom made you give her corned feet a rub, and maybe even a manicure, regularly during your elementary school career. Embrace this fetish for the horrifyingly ugly body part that is a foot by securing a part-time job at a shoe store. We also hear there's a great foot fetish party in New York's Financial District (surprise, surprise).

6 Smoking
smoke 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodIf the thought of someone sucking on a Camel makes you crazy, don't think too hard about the source of this fetish — flash back to the time when your great aunt Ruth gave you a bath with a Virginia Slim sticking out of the corner of her mouth. Explains why you like that husky, scratchy smoker's voice too. Sexy. Watch episodes of Mad Men in place of porn, and find that special someone at your local Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. We don't have to tell you to always keep a lighter on hand, just in case someone needs it (just try not to stare).

5 Balloons
balloons1 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodThey're big, bright, and kind of annoying, but balloons drive you wild. That squeaking sound they make when rubbed — it's like a million women moaning at your touch. Speaking of touched, did you happen to repress any birthday parties you attended as a child? How do you feel about clowns? Clown suits? We're just curious. Stay after every get together from here on out and offer to clean up (a.k.a. watch others fondle and pop your favorite sort of latex). Think ahead by bringing a batch of balloons to parties — everyone will mistake your perviness for kindness.

4 Giant Women
giant woman 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodAmazon women are your dream women. The bigger, the better. That part in Alice in Wonderland — where she grows and is practically wearing the house she was in—makes you hot. You must've been a wee one when your sexual fixation began, looking up at the big, sexy world. Unfortunately, you might not be able to live your wildest fantasies out — the tallest woman in Guinness was 7' 7'', which is miniscule compared to what you're looking for, and she recently passed away. Bummer. Photoshop pictures of you in the palms of your favorite celebs, print out, and enjoy.

3 Robots
robot woman 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodYour girlfriend perfected her best robot voice, and you called her your Sexbot. You've watched the Femme-Bot scene in Austin Powers so many times the DVD no longer works right. Your childhood was spent having too much fun playing with your Omnibot 2000, watching Star Wars, and dreaming up ways technology will be advanced to "serve" you. You've been saving up for a humanoid robot straight out of Japan, but in the meantime attend comic book conventions (which we all know are geek orgies, anyways).

2 Snot, Squashing Bugs, and Other Nasty Things
BlowingNose 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodWhat's sick to some is lust-worthy to you: a foot stepping on a bug, glorious mucus dripping from noses and being blown all over your face. Your years as a young thing most likely involved an odd combination of older brothers or neighborhood bullies and an inability to develop distaste for the stuff that makes others nauseous. Think of this fetish as a teenage-boy form of S&M. With a whole bug-squashing adult film category, we're certain there's someone out there for you.

1 Adult Diapers, Large Cribs, Etc.
diaper 135x95 7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhoodIf you've Googled "Adult Babies," you will most likely fit this category. We're sorry to say you that if you're into this sort of thing, you've probably had no childhood at all. In fact, you were probably born as a little man wearing a suit, a tie, a comb over, and a lack of imagination. This fetish developed as a way to relive the lost years of shitting your own pants and babbling like a drunken idiot. That's cool if you're into bland individuals going home, donning a diaper and bonnet, and sitting in an over-sized crib — we guess — but we can't really direct you to a source for where to go to embrace this particular fetish. Good luck.

Nude will not impact on my Marriage:Poonam PandeyKingfisher First Photoshoot for stimulating and then to be nude during the World Cup by saying former hot and sexy models spreading sensation Poonam Pandey feels that if he went nude even then it will not impact on their marriage. Who in their life, but on Facebook they are silent, he described himself in the relationship.

Posted: 29 May 2011 03:08 PM PDT

Kingfisher First Photoshoot for stimulating and then to be nude during the World Cup by saying former hot and sexy models spreading sensation Poonam Pandey feels that if he went nude even then it will not impact on their marriage. Who in their life, but on Facebook they are silent, he described himself in the relationship.

Speaking to BBC News dot com Poonam his personal life have some fuckin Fait. He says that his birth family is Brahmahn. They appreciate not only their culture and Indian traditions, but they do them too much respect. Poonam on the question of marriage, says no to nude marriage - has nothing. If they are nude also the marriage will not affect it. It will not be much Hype family.

poonam pandey

21-year-old Poonam their marriage two different - have different responses. Poonam said that I still have no intention of getting married and the other that they do not think the nude after a guy not like them Karenga. Poonam really confident that the nude after the wedding will not be a problem. While Poonam earlier revealed that he had not yet seen the face of college and allowing the BCCI cricket during the IPL, they are willing to fulfill your promise.

Entry to Bollywood to Ckaspoj girls is not new. Kalender Menggin from the launch day of appearances on the cover have some model or models get nude photo shoot is. But for Cricket in India nude model itself is the first case to be announced.
Poonam Pandey Riyelte show soon dangers will come look at the player’s fourth season. Three shows will be shown from June. Poonam says she is excited enough about the show. The show actor Akshay Kumar are hosted.

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