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- 10 things to learn from fictional boyfriends women love
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- Did Kim Kardashian use a body double for her Super Bowl commercial?
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| 10 things to learn from fictional boyfriends women love Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:00 PM PST Valentine's Day is a great time to ask that girl you've been interested in (stalking on Facebook) out on a date. But before you do, it's always a good idea to get some last minute advice. If you've asked your friends before, you know they won't be of much use ('dude, just let her touch your penis' isn't very helpful), so where do you turn? Watch a chick flick. There's a guy behind every movie your crush has ever loved and therein lays the secret to her heart. Most guys are oblivious because of the saccharine nature of these films and we don't you. But in the interest of higher learning, we've extracted all the little bits of wisdom from your girl's favorite fictional boyfriends. *By the way, this article is packed with movie spoilers in case you were planning on seeing these movies. Yeah, we didn't think so. 10 10 Things I Hate About You Lesson learned: This one is simple. Women can't resist a foreign accent. It makes them think they're in some kind of romantic adventure movie involving big hats with the ribbon on it. Hire a voice coach and back up your accent with a compelling story about growing up in obscure foreign town in obscure foreign country. It's not lying if it's sexy. 9 Clueless Lesson learned: Josh opens up that tiny window of opportunity by working for Cher's dad (also, his stepfather) and dillydallying around the house. Sending a job app to your love interest's father might not be the best idea but do increase face time. This way you'll always be in the back of her mind for when things don't work out with plans A and B. Sloppy seconds is still seconds! 8 Twilight Lesson learned: Edward drives girls crazy because he knows how to play the game. He doesn't immediately give her what she wants and he always looks slightly pissed off. These two elements combined afford him an air of mystery, arousing the ladies while steering him clear of the dreaded friend zone. A quick and easy way to achieve this effect is by quickly climbing up a tree (as Edward does), turning back only to look down at your girl with cold disapproval. 7 Hitch Lesson Learned: When Hitch agrees to help Kevin James' character with his crush, the first thing he does is Google her name. It's something a lot of guys do, but when Hitch utilizes the search engine, it's to bust out a strategic plan, not… something else. 6 A Walk to Remember Lesson learned: Walk to remember? Landon's example makes getting close to your woman friend a walk in the park. Next time your girl catches a cold, don't just bring her chicken soup and a Snuggie. Stay by her side, look into those eyes and really let her know that you're in this together. Extra points if you get her to write up a bucket list. 5 500 Days of Summer Lesson Learned: Although Tom pretty much gets owned all throughout this film, he knows how to plan a date. Whether it's his 'look-at-me-I'm-introspective' favorite place overlooking the city or the married-couple hangout that is IKEA, he keeps things funky. You can do the same by taking her to your 'spot' and following up with a little Walmart action. Home Depot is good too. 4 Juno Lesson learned: Cera's performance teaches us that girls like calling the shots. So when approaching women, do like the wildlife safety experts say and lie down in front of them, keeping still to appear non-threatening. They'll walk all over you for a bit but if you hang in there, you can be a supporting character in the movie of her life and sing duets accompanied by acoustic guitar. 3 The Notebook Lesson learned: The two lovers are only reunited after Gosling's character, Noah, fulfills the promise he makes to her; rebuilding a house with white walls and blue windowpanes. If you can't afford property or don't possess the know-how for that kind of reconstruction, start with something small like a shrine. If you really want to impress her, decorate it with lit candles, photos, and strands of her hair. It's what Gosling would do. 2 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Lesson learned: Our pal Benjamin Barry knows when both sides are in the wrong, its time to make things right and move it along. But he also knows you can't just call her up on the phone, send an e-mail, do a Facebook poke or anything immediate like that. Girls appreciate a little drama. So next time you get into a big argument and she starts running; take a second to lace up your shoes, do some stretches, maybe count to ten for good measure, and then give chase. 1 Titanic Lesson learned: One way Jack wins Rose over is by bringing her to the lower levels of the ship, exposing her to how common folk like to party. So if you do manage to bag a rich girl, don't try to impress her with your money. That's a losing battle. Instead, start dinner off with some of the finest selections from the Dollar Menu, get two 40 oz. bottles of malt liquor for drinks at the park, and if she's still around, two rides on the subway should get you front row seats to a street performer's (read: crackhead's) rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". |
| Guyism After Dark: Kate, Kourtney, or Jesse??? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 04:00 PM PST Hot links to get you through the night…
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| Did Kim Kardashian use a body double for her Super Bowl commercial? Posted: 07 Feb 2011 02:56 PM PST Kim Kardashian’s booty produces many adjectives amongst onlookers. Voluptous, rotund, perhaps even mankind’s largest monstrosity. Though she’s has made it a point lately to tone it down a bit, even recent bikini pics suggest that she’s still roomy in the hips. Exhibit A from early last summer:  Exhibit B from late summer:  Exhibit C from the fall:  Notice the depth and the width of said derrière. Ok, got it? Now, let’s look at Ms. Kardashian’s commercial for Skecher that debuted during the Super Bowl. You’ll notice at the :20 mark the camera zooms in on her backside. Let’s have a second look, shall we?  Using my expertise in this matter, I’ve deduced the following: Kim Kardashian used a body double for the video. When the camera goes in for a close-up of her body, they make it a point to not show her face. It’s done repeatedly throughout the :31 seconds. Very reminiscent of movie clips where actors’ bodies are edited out–think Julia Roberts in the opening scene of Pretty Woman.    Agree/disagree? Sound off in the comments. |
| Mark McNairy by Spiewak F/W 2011 collection Posted: 07 Feb 2011 02:00 PM PST What, you thought I’d just be posting pictures of dudes in blazers and chinos? Oh, ye of little faith. Always remember that pretty much anything guys can do, girls can make it look better. Why? Because they’re girls (I can’t think of a better reason, really). This is why Mark McNairy is one of my favorite designers out there right now. He always knows how to pair aesthetics to amplify the products he offers. McNairy will be showing his outwear collabo with Spiewak as well as his New Amsterdam shoe collection at (capsule) Las Vegas, a travelling menswear trade show. The folks over at We Are The Market got their hands on his recently show lookbook for the collection. Not only are the models gorgeous, but the apparel isn’t half bad either. Keeping with Spiewak’s traditional military roots, McNairy has updated classic outerwear patterns that were trusted by our young men on the battlefields of WWII. Check out a few of my favorite pictures and then head over to WATM for the entire lookbook.     A Dose of (capsule); Mark McNairy by Spiewak F/W 2011 [We Are The Market] All photos by Lee Clower. |
| VIDEO: Donald Glover breaks down why he’s not Spider-Man Posted: 07 Feb 2011 01:20 PM PST “Community” star Donald Glover is a funny dude so there’s a good chance a video of him ordering a sandwich would be hilarious. But this video of him breaking down his somewhat random candidacy for Spider-Man and the #donaldglover4spiderman meme from a stand-up show at the Comedy Connection in Rhode Island is pretty entertaining and revelatory of the randomness of Internet trends. On the plus side for Donald Glover, at least he doesn’t have to go to work dressed like this everyday. The costume for Spider-Man in the Andrew Garfield-led reboot looks like it’d better fit the 2041 Sports Illustrated “Gay Men in Body Paint” issue. Once Brett Favre’s illegitimate son came out of retirement as the first openly gay quarterback for the New New York Giants, things really accelerated quickly. Hear Donald Glover's Thoughts on His Spider-Man Twitter Campaign [Vulture] |
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